PART 5.

Disposable camera 5 of 6 has been developed.
As follows:

From studios.
See: SPACE







I drew this person in a puddle at Ripponlea station. Don't go questioning my place in the VCA. That's talent.



After dinner icecreams at safeway. Kodak moment. Min-Yee was taking the photo.



Team bop-it championship. One person in charge of each corner. Eyes closed for maximum concentration. So much focus. And we still couldn't beat Min-Yee's top score.
*Correction: we DID end up beating Min-Yee's score. Apparently.



From Sydney.
See: THE BEAUTY OF DISTANCE

JUST DANCE

So ah, just got a program off the internet that rips DVDs and so I thought I'd put up the full birthday video that Karina and I made for Min-Yee's 18th last year as requested by a couple of people.
Ok so it's not really the FULL video, its just the main section. Intro message, back-end birthday messages and outtakes have not been included because I had to reduce the file size significantly, as you will see shortly.

I think this would have to be THE WORST quality I've seen in an online clip EVER. So many lost frames, so many glitches, and if it plays the same as on my computer, the sound is slightly out of sync with the visuals. I promise the whole thing matched up perfectly in the original - Karina can vouch for that. *sigh*

Such a shame.

Apologies.




(Yep! just checked it, it's about 1.5 seconds out of sync by the time it reaches the end. Terrible.)

FRIDAY NIGHT REPORT

Hi there.

Just reporting on yet another Fun Family Friday at the Hall residence. I'll keep it brief, here are a few of the highlights from last nights game:



Conversation topic of the night: Would you rather *painful scenario a* or *painful scenario b*?

Winner: "Would you rather:
a) have your balls hacked off with a butchers
knife
or
b) have your balls grated away with a cheese
grater?"

Apparently it's a no-brainer, butchers knife hands-down.
"IT'S A FUCKING CHEESE GRATER!!"



In other news, Charlie has been voted greatest dog in the world.



Congratulations, Charlie.



Gimme five, man!



Victory dance.





Personal stylist.



Dashing.













*insert world cup here*

There were three in the bed...



...and the little one said...



SEE YA, SPEER!



I'm Sarah McConnell.
Thank you for watching.
Have a good night.

(last couple of photos taken by Min-Yee, and one of Charlie by Jono)

SUBLIMINAL

Here's a photo that was taken by Natasha on my camera in Tasmania at the back end of last year. The image always looked remarkably familiar for some reason.
A while back I figured out why.

Now I'm just drawing parallels here, but seriously, look at the evidence.

We have been brainwashed by our education system.
TELL ME I'M WRONG.



That's just freaking creepy.

STRAYA DAY MATE - NO WUCKIN FURRIES.

Australia Day at Min-yee's place. Bloody ripper.

"You know you're Australian when:
51.You get invited to a BBQ and its not BYO meat
32. You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad.




















6. You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere... no matter where you actually are.






















19. If you're a pedestrian and cars are stopped at a red light, you will fearlessly cross the street in front of them. 'Hit and runs' just aren't cricket. Because Aussies stick together.



















34. You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.










36. You know the first verse to the national anthem, but still don't know what "girt" means. And you're ok with that.







47. You know that Italy should never have been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Football World Cup.




























48. You know how to slip, slop, slap like it's nobody's business.



















49. You've heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him simply as 'un-Australian', and that's enough to make us sit down and shut up.

























54.You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis."